Bush Accused Of Murder One

Get. The. Bastard.

Wall Street Got Drunk

Well he should know, eh?

There’s no question about it, Wall Street got drunk; that’s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras. It got drunk and now it’s got a hangover. The question is, How long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments?'

Er, I think the question is 'Does that sound like a coherent question from a Harvard MBA to you?'.

'Cause it sounds kinda like a drunk question from an idiot to me.

And now the video has been pulled from YouTube...


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Dead Cat Bounce

The next thee months will make the last three months look like the Good Old Days.
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Mental Bank Collapse

The Two Stooges

Man, somebody had better check the basement and attic for strange psychotropic molds or escaping swamp gasses, because these mental problems are getting out of hand.

Yes, nothing says mental recession like a good old-fashioned bank run.

Ah ha ha ha haaaa! Rejoice! Rejoice! The End Times are near!!!

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It's A Mental Recession

And here's a picture of your brain, you whiners.


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McCain Jokes About Killing Iranians

And Bush chuckled for forty minutes.

Good ol' boys.

Well, this is real Presidential.

It won't make the news or will be laughed off if it does. Yeah, big fucking joke. I'm just now trying to imagine how apeshit the press would go if, say, the leader of an Islamic country were to crack jokes about devilishly clever ways to kill American citizens.

Meanwhile, it's just another calm day on Wall Street.



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'Murrican Health Care

Know what would be really funny? If this were the mom of someone important.