America: Freedom to Fascism

You are a slave to private banks.




Do something.




*Note to Canadians. This concerns you, too. Pay particular attention to the last segment...

From Russia, with Love

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Low interest helium turns to hydrogen, fuses.

Greenspan: Wow. I didn't see that coming.

Another fuckin genius. 

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Do you know what money is?

Seriously. Do you really know, or do you just have a kind of fuzzy idea that the government creates money  based on the value of goods and services produced by the country or something? If the latter,  you should take the time to watch this video. If it doesn't make you sick to your brain, you're not grasping the facts.

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So, who goes to jail?

One thing you can be sure of, there is a paper trail. This wasn't a hurricane, or 36 exploding volcanoes. It wasn't tsunami and it wasn't bad luck. It wasn't Martians that came down in invisible spaceships and stole all the money. No, this seeming mother-of -all-fuckups was engineered and the engineers names are signed to each and every piece of this gigantic fractal of legalese bullshit hocus-pocus paper.

There is no question of guilt. All the guilty are still cashing their cheques. What will prevent anyone but a sacrificial goat of some sort from ever facing any music is that there simply cannot be enough forensic accountants that are not already in on the scam to unravel it all. Like any proper fractal, it disappears into it's own horizon faster than you can chase it. It is infinite in every direction at once. It is a masterpiece.

It is the concept of capitalism taken to it's logical conclusion.

A Message From the Ministry

I pass along this message from the good Reverend Stang:

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Dear American

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I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds
in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under
surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a
reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbail...@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to
protect the funds.


Yours Faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson



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Special thanks to secret author Rev. Giles
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A ROOTY-TOOT TOOT TO-AHHH! Nice work!

Ok, good work, all who toiled to prevent Harper from having the guns to ram bad shit down our necks for the next four years. Take a bow.

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