Ondatra Zibethicus (Evil Rodent)A Mississippi River levee burst on Friday,
(CNN) -- allowing floodwaters to pour into Lincoln County, Missouri, just north of St. Louis, officials said. Sheriff's deputies alerted residents to evacuate, yelling "get out, the levee broke" as they went door-to-door in the affected areas, according to an Associated Press report.
"Until this morning, we felt our progress was successful and would hold the water back," said Andy Binder, public information officer for Lincoln County. "However, Mother Nature's priorities were apparently different."
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers blamed the structural collapse on pockets dug in the levee walls by muskrats.
The US army, out to defeat evil in the entire world, can't even defeat muskrats. Good thing there's no massive infrastructure problems in America, or that could be a problem. And luckily the economy is strong. Why it's so strong, the market could continue like it has for the last two weeks...
... and the total value of the companies in the DJIA wouldn't fall all the way to zero for nearly three whole months!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Partay!
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